FAQ!

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are you a female?

yes

how old are you?

somewhere between 5 and 97 years old

where are you from?

this planet maybe

who created your website?

I did...why do we code just to suffer?

why did you make it?

entertainment and for my projects

why do you offer requests?

because the people ask and I am crazy

what are requests for?

voice messages and texts

why are there few in stock?

because it's just me; availability can vary

who does the voices?

they are all me

who receives the messages?

the person who requested them

can you do calls?

my apologies but no calls

can I send photos to you?

cats are good, nature is nice.. but please no dicpics

will you really say anything?

yeah pretty much

what payment methods are available?

payments accepted solely through btcpay

why don't you have any sponsors?

for freedom

can I work for you?

I am not a business and not hiring

is registration required?

no, it's all here to enjoy freely

do you have subscriptions?

no, items availabe as is

do you have social media?

no, I don't have any

your site displays weird on my screen.

Well then change your resolution or get rekt
Or you could just use the flex version if on desktop

favorite game?

majoras mask

do you have onlyfans?

no, onlyplans for the future

are you insane?

yes